Wednesday, January 24, 2007

My Kind of State of the Union

My kind of State of Union speech!

Watch more PETA videos at PETATV.com. Naked chicks work.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

We're Going to Kill More... Oops, Send More Troops

Well the fascists have decided to move forward and send more troops into Iraq, despite significant Congressional opposition, and the fact that 67% of Americans oppose the move. It's a terrible consequence of presidential power, and one must wonder how this will hurt the country in unimagined ways.

Worst yet is the blood that's on the hands of Bush and Cheney. Thousands of Americans, and more than one hundred thousand Middle Easterners. There is no shame on Pennsylvania Avenue.

And Dick-head Cheney says, "But you also cannot run a war by committee." Democracy at work, huh? Welcome to the District of Corruption.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Fascism


Comliments of Dictionary.com, here's the definition:
fas·cism [fash-iz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1.(sometimes initial capital letter) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
2.(sometimes initial capital letter) the philosophy, principles, or methods of fascism.
3.(initial capital letter) a fascist movement, esp. the one established by Mussolini in Italy 1922–43.

[Origin: 1915–20; <>fascismo, equiv. to fasc(io) bundle, political group (see fasces) + -ismo -ism]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source fas·cism (fāsh'ĭz'əm) Pronunciation Key
n.
  1. often Fascism
    1. A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.
    2. A political philosophy or movement based on or advocating such a system of government.
  2. Oppressive, dictatorial control

Who does that remind you of? How about his buddy, and top lietenant? Hmm, can't wait to open mail today. Other famous fascists...



Sunday, January 07, 2007

Bush is a Dirty SOB, So is Angelina

Surge, surge, surge? Are you kidding me? Are we back in Viet Nam? Talk about a flat-out, dirty fucking SOB. I already know that son of a bitch is going to roast in hell, but now he's just bent on killing innocent boys andgirls to prove that he's right. I'm praying for a massive coronary.

On top of that, I hope those SOBs who just got elected have enough balls to stand up for themselves and cut the money off.

BTW, pet peave outside the district of corruption: Angelina Jolie. You're efforts to look peaceful and caring with all the children of the world is a little much. We all know that you're a home wrecker. Just own it and go away.

Amen.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Christmas Tree

Now this is funny. Watch this guy get "decorated."

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Santa's Been a Bad, Bad Boy


See what's in Santa's Pants at http://fuse.tv/santa/pants/index.php. Hat tip to Ad Rants.

Friday, December 15, 2006

EviroSanta!

Now this is inventive corruption of the Santa Claus myth. Check this out, Santa's pimping for the environment. Santa's such a liberal ho.