Ann Coulter: Lesbian Extraordinaire

After this ridiculous Rush incident, I’ve decided to out and get rid of all the rubbish serving the Dark Side. Starting with Ann Coulter, who I might add is a lesbian. That’s right, outed.

C’mon, you knew this. Why else would someone be so vehemently anti-gay, anti-lesbian, unless they were hiding their own homosexuality? Yes, Ann is just an old-fashioned, rough rug-muncher, pardon my evilness. She’s so angry, too, I just love it.

But alas, in the post Republican revolution, she is worthless to me. So it’s time to find a new princess to carry the sword of the dark side. Hmmm, whom could that be? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Am I evil? Yes I am!

Look for more head-chopping on November 7. I’ve had enough. Out with the old corrupt, and in with new. What better example than the possible loss of good ole boy, George Allen, to be replaced by Jim Webb. Yes, Corruption Is Abound.