Run, Lola, Run

The gay community's High Heels Race in DC occured on Tuesday night. I would like to tell you it's a fact that gay marriage should be illegal, but the District of Corruption is a parody of those that are corrupt, and the gay community is not corrupt. While the Gay Canuck entry rants about straight people lauding the race, Darth Bush says kudos. Progress not perfection.

Right, back to evil corruption. The Michael J. Fox controversy has disturbed idiot stormtrooper Rush Limbaugh. What a moron? How can you possibly attack Mr. Family Ties? I mena watch this thing. Michale J. Fox has fricking Parkinsons! It's like saying Stevie Wonder really isn't blind when he shakes his head while playing keyboard.

It's obvious stormtrooper Limbaugh has had a relapse on pain meds... or something. The problem with the Dark Side is that sometimes your minions are too dumb for their own good. We will have to initiate order 75290 and have Mr. drug-addict Limbaugh executed. It's too bad, but the war must continue, we will change strategy, but stay the course!