Election Results: The Republic is Safe

Order 66 has been carried out and while there are still a couple of jedi, I meant Senators, who are eluding our grasp, control of Congress is almost completed. The jthreat to the Republic has been almost eliminated, though there are still many in the district of ocrruption throughout the parties.

Of course there are always whiners that can't take a loss. If you were better masters at the dark side and less moronic, perhaps we could have kept you in power. But corruption requires deftness, and this group of fools doesn't have it.

See my girlfriend, Wonkette for full election results.

New minions are to be found. There's always some innocent young politician to corrupt! It's inevitable really.

And by the way, CNN doesn't get it. Talk about stupid. A blogger party. Yes, we're all geeks who can't handle our booze, exciting TV, huh? Uh, no.