Order 66: Tuesday, Bloody, Tuesday

Yes, it’s finally upon us, Tuesday, Bloody, Tuesday! To my legion of warriors, execute order 66!

My minions have been working hard! The end of the Republican revolution, and the restoration of democracy. Heh, heh, heh. The good guys wear white, right?

Remember, corruption knows no race, gender, sexual preference, party or faith. It’s a human condition. It’s our destiny, unfortunately (oops, slipping out of character, back to being evil). I meant, “It’s our destiny! Heh, heh, heh!”